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Lookit what she made me: a clockwork phoenix!!!










Better photos will have to wait till we're back from ReaderCon. Leaving shortly!


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So much to do, so little will to do it.

Meanwhile, I have a new short-short-story up at Thaumatrope. Funny how I learn about these things from people tweeting me to tell me they've read it.


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Re: ReaderCon: Anita and I do plan to manifest at the Goblin Fruit partay Thursday night.


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Clipped straight from the official e-mail:

Readercon 20 Participant Schedule:
Mike Allen



Friday 12:00 Noon, Suite 930: Talk / Discussion (60 min.)
Poetry and Science Fiction. Mike Allen and Michael Bishop
Over the years, sf and poetry have intersected in myriad ways; the two art forms have significant ties, even when the poetry itself isn't SF. We'll discuss their joint history, from the pages of Planet Stories to Robert A. Heinlein's Rhysling; from the Nobel Prize-winning space epic "Aniara" to Judith Merrill's best of the year anthologies to the poet narrator of Roger Zelazny's "A Rose for Ecclesiastes"; from D.M. Thomas and the Eight Hands Gang to Asimov's Science Fiction to the rise of Strange Horizons and Goblin Fruit.


Friday 2:00 PM, VT: Group Reading
Mythic Delirium / Goblin Fruit Group Reading (60 min,.) Mike Allen, Amal-El Mohtar, and Jessica Paige Wick (co-hosts) with Leah Bobet, M. M. Buckner, Greer Gilman, Sonya Taaffe, Catherynne M. Valente, Joselle Vanderhooft et al.
Joint reading from Mythic Delirium, the biannual magazine of speculative poetry edited by Allen (which just published its tenth anniversary issue), and Goblin Fruit, the quarterly online zine of fantastical poetry edited by El-Mohtar and Wick (whose Summer 2009 issue is due out now).


Friday 6:00 PM, RI: Workshop (60 min.)
Speculative Poetry Workshop. Mike Allen with participation by Leah Bobet, Michael A. Burstein, Vylar Kaftan, Ernest Lilley
What is speculative poetry? How do you write it, why would you want to, and which editors will buy it? Come prepared to write on the fly.


Saturday 11:00 AM, Salon A: Panel
The Killers Inside Us. Mike Allen, Nick Antosca, Elizabeth Hand (L), Barry B. Longyear, Paul Tremblay
[Greatest Hit from Readercon 11.] There is no obvious division between normality and horrific psychopathology (a thought that occurred to us long before Littleton [Columbine], by the way). How have writers exploited this fact? What's it like to read a text that reminds you that you exist on a continuum with the monster?


Saturday 2:00 PM, VT: Group Reading
Clockwork Phoenix 2 Group Reading (60 min.) Mike Allen (host) with Saladin Ahmed, Leah Bobet, Mary Robinette Kowal, Barbara Krasnoff, Catherynne M. Valente
Readings from the second volume of the annual non-theme anthology (subtitled More Tales of Beauty and Strangeness) edited by Allen and just published by Norilana Books.


Saturday 3:00 PM, Salon A: Event
The Rhysling Award Poetry Slan. Mike Allen (MC) with Michael Bishop, Leah Bobet, Lila Garrott, Greer Gilman, Ernest Lilley, Darrell Schweitzer, Sonya Taaffe, Catherynne M. Valente
(A "poetry slan," to be confused with "poetry slam," is a poetry reading by sf folks, of course.) Climaxed by the presentation of this year's Rhysling Awards.


Sunday 1:00 PM, RI: Workshop (60 min.)
How to Give an Effective Reading. Mary Robinette Kowal with participation by Robin Abrahams, Mike Allen, Nick Antosca, Inanna Arthen, Daniel P. Dern, Laurel Anne Hill, Shariann Lewitt, Sarah Smith
You may be a good writer, but reading aloud is a separate skill. Learn to make your words sound as great out loud as they do on the page. Using both demonstration and audience participation, we will explore voicing, narration and pacing.


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He may not notice at all when a deer runs in front of us during a night walkie, but when someone sets off fireworks in front of us ... he sits and watches and looks vaguely puzzled.


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From [info]tithenai, for my role so far in helping assemble a [redacted by command of the Goblin Queens]:


"Mike, have I mentioned that if a boulder sat atop a giant rocking chair, it would not rock more than you? You rock like Sisyphus' torment."


Rock on.
 

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First — though it's actually been available to purchase for a few daysClockwork Phoenix 2 officially launched this week (technically yesterday). And I need to get the word out that it's out and that it's good.

So, just like last year, I'm offering a review PDF to anyone willing to blog about the book. Tweet, even. Contact me at mythicdelirium@gmail.com if you wannit.

Second — my podcast of Tobias S. Buckell's rockin' new novelette "Placa del Feugo" is up at Clarkesworld Magazine. It was a last-minute pinch-hit sort of thing, so I apologize to Tobias if I mangled any of his evocative place- or character names. But it's a fun story (set in the universe of Buckell's novels) and I've glad I got to voice it.

And if you like my voice, this podcast is an hour long, so it should keep you in good supply.

Third — after delays due to factors completely beyond our control, the remainder of the 350-copy hand-stamped run of Mythic Delirium 20 is done! There will be no more of these made. We're not kidding — Tim Mullins is going to destroy the hand-carved stamp he used for the illustration of Neil Gaiman's "Conjunctions." (Photographic evidence to follow.) So, if you've ordered and you've been waiting, you're going to get it Real Soon. And if you haven't ordered and you've been wanting, there's no more reason to wait.


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Looks like both Rich Horton and Gardner Dozois have reviewed Clockwork Phoenix 2 in the latest issue of Locus.

I am, of course, dying to know what they said ... but if you know, maybe you should tell me via e-mail first, just in case the knowledge brings tears to my eyes. ;-)


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I have some pieces of my schedule now, with a panel on Saturday (The Killers Inside Us, 11 a.m.) and of course, I am MC of the The Rhysling Award Poetry Slan at 3 p.m. that same day.

But that's hardly all. I will be holding a 90 minute poetry workshop, sharing a discussion on the history of science fiction poetry with Michael Bishop, hosting a reading for Clockwork Phoenix 2 and co-hosting a joint Mythic Delirium/Goblin Fruit reading. It just so happens that none of those have set time slots yet.

(So, now, with two weeks to go, I need to co-ordinate all these readings. Did I mention I started my new job today? Hopefully my head won't explode.)


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The view, coming up to my front door.












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I really was on the Appalachian Trail, smart-alecks!







Overlooking the valley below McAfee's Knob.







Some guy standing across from me just in time for a decent composition.







Danny Adams ([info]madwriter) taking a picture of me taking a picture of him in the "Boulder Maze." I was soon afterward to discover that jumping across rock chasms is still possible when you're 40, but a bit more nerve-wracking than in days of reckless youth.


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Anita and I have been married 17 years.

She reminded me this morning that we were married on a Friday. (Heh. So many people there that I didn't know and never saw again.)

Our honeymoon was the sort of quirky country thing that only two spacey young people with absolutely no money and barely a working car between them could conceive of as a honeymoon.

I especially remember the first night, which we spent at a bed and breakfast here in Roanoke. The hotel had actually been either sold or foreclosed in the time after we made our reservations (I can't quite remember which) and instead of a hotel staff, we were attended to by the attorney handling the transfer of property. We couldn't have the actual honeymoon suite because the lawyer had moved all his own stuff into it. But the suite we actually wound up in proved to suit just fine.

And that morning, that lawyer cooked us one of the best breakfasts we've ever had in our lives. The man was just as good as any trained chef. Who would have thought?


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As an amusing side note, according to a presentation that I just sat through on adolescent brain development, the emotion and reasoning centers in a woman's brain are well connected, but in a man's brain there's no direct communication between them, making men better at things like, well, killing, but not so good when it comes to impulse control. Or, as the presenter put it, "boys have issues."


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Life appears to be rewarding me for the cool new job I'm about to take by turning the weeks leading up to it into the most breakneck, stressful set of days I've had since Christmas. Never smooth sailing, no, no, no, can't have that.

At least I get one brief respite; on Friday, Anita and I will have been married 17 years. Appropriately, I'm taking my Persephone to a little restaurant with a huge reputation called Pomegranate, out in the wilds of Botetourt County, off the ominously named Stoney Battery Road. I'm not even entirely sure what tapas are, but the variety of options certainly looks delightful.


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The cover for Sky Whales and Other Wonders (from [info]norilanabooks) featuring my story "She Who Runs" continues its evolution:





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The latest edition of the StarShipSofa podcast features me reading Neil Gaiman's "Conjunctions" from the latest issue of Mythic Delirium, as well as Hugo-nominated fiction from Elizabeth Bear ([info]matociquala).


(I was told by [info]mer_moon that in this recording I sound like a crazy street preacher.)


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Clockwork Phoenix stories get some more love!
Congratulations to the following Clockwork Phoenix writers whose stories received Honorable Mentions in The Year's Best Science Fiction: Twenty-Sixth Annual Collection, edited by Gardner Dozois:


  • Marie Brennan ([info]swan_tower), "A Mask of Flesh"
  • John Grant ([info]realthog), "All the Little Gods We Are"
  • Tanith Lee, "The Woman"
  • C.S. MacCath, "Akhila, Divided"
  • Cat Rambo ([info]catrambo), "The Dew Drop Coffee Lounge"
  • Ekaterina Sedia ([info]squirrel_monkey), "There is a Monster Under Helen's Bed"
  • Vandana Singh, "Oblivion: A Journey"
  • Cat Sparks ([info]catsparx), "Palisade"
  • John C. Wright ([info]johncwright), "Choosers of the Slain"


    You may not be counting, but I sure was; that's nine stories out of 18, half of the book (more, really, if you consider he includes both novelettes) landing HMs from Gardner. As this is the first time anything I'm involved in has gotten any HM nods in those volumes, I'm pleased as Punch with a billy club!


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