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Apparently, even the World's Worst Poet...
...gets a shot at posterity.


Frankly, I've seen poems far worse than the one included in the article.

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At last!


They're heee-ere!

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something old, something new
From a New York Times essay on the increasing number of writers and decreasing number of readers: “American literature has never been deeper and stronger and more various than it is now, [yet] one could put that more pessimistically: given the manifold distractions of modern life, we now have more great writers working in the United States than anyone has the time or inclination to read.”


This is perhaps just the logical trend in American culture. I'm reminded of Italo Calvino's wry comparison of various societies' attitudes toward literature in If on a winter's night a traveler that ends with a mention of "countries ... in which every day books are produced for all tastes and all ideas, amid general indifference."

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The speculative poet's dilemma
From today's Red and Rover:





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catching breath
I've had to plunge back into work after returning from RavenCon this past weekend. Hope to say more about my time there later. I did get to briefly enjoy hanging out with [info]johncwright and his wife Jagi; John referred to me as "Clockwork Mike." I also tag teamed a two-hour poetry workshop with [info]bud_webster; this proved mucho delightful. Again, more later.

All the materials for Mythic Delirium 18 are now turned in, illustrations, cover art, the worx; for once, I'm the one holding things up. I hope to bring the issue into corporeal existence this coming weekend.

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And I thought the SFWA slapfights were stupid...
...then I found out that, as I've been working on a proper tribute to the late Nelson Bond, a writer forgotten by the public at large but still beloved by such insignificant folk as Ray Bradbury and Neil Gaiman, the blogosphere has been consumed with the pros and cons of the Open Source Boob Project. (I won't dignify any part of the discussion with links.)


It is no wonder so many people look down on science fiction fans. Thanks, folks, for helping to make the rest of us look bad by association.


In a vain attempt to help spread something across the Web that required at least some wit and courage, I present this wonderfully surreal improv caught on hidden cameras...



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wee announcement
My experiences at the dedication of the Nelson Bond Room, though wonderful, have left me exhausted.


I do, however, have the energy for this: at present, I plan to open the submission window for the second Clockwork Phoenix anthology on Sunday, Aug. 3 and close it Saturday, Nov. 15.

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it really did happen
Here's proof. Though I'm amused to note that my actual job title is "staff writer," not "columnist"; and the quotes attributed to me are not verbatim what I said, though the basic sense is the same (I know this for certain because I was reading from a prepared speech, not talking off the cuff) ... it's hard for me to hold that against the reporter, though, since I was speaking pretty fast. I had a lot of ground to cover.
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More Nelson Bond
In 2006, a group of players at Balticon made a podcast out of an episode from Nelson's comic sf novel, Lancelot Biggs: Spaceman. Just click on the square below...


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Thursday...
According to the Academy of American Poets, Thursday is the first ever Poem In Your Pocket Day.




Not that I demand or even expect it; but should you want a poem of mine for your pocket on that day, I'll make it easy for you. This is a "golden oldie" that's about to see daylight again in my new collection, The Journey to Kailash...


Disaster at the Brainbank™ ATM


We’re sorry, we’ve misfiled your personality,
and deposited you childhood memories
in someone else’s account. We warned you:
we’ve just upgraded, you must protect
your own persona till the bugs smooth out.
It seems you’ve far surpassed your limit
In altruistic reverie, we’ve deducted two
life-changing epiphanies for each infraction
(our standard fee) and provided you with
four new subconscious anxieties as insurance
against our own liability. Now here’s your requested
pleasure center stimulation. Have a Nice Daydream™.


Other pocket-sized goodies out there: "Manifest Density," "Watching the Pot," "Black Holes Hold Their Breath," "the telePath Co. soothes a user," "Lunar Harems" ...

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Tomorrow
...marks the first anniversary of the massacre at Virginia Tech.


Thanks to Locus Online for this link to a powerful story about Michael Bishop's efforts to preserve the legacy of his murdered son, Jamie.

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Vital Factors
Nelson Bond week is about to begin at Marshall University. I'll be a part of it this Saturday, speaking to commemorate the dedication of the Nelson Bond Room. The university will screen some of the best of the television programs Nelson wrote through the days leading up to the dedication.


While I work on my speech, please enjoy this radio presentation of Nelson Bond's classic "Vital Factor," first published in Esquire in August 1951. This adaption was broadcast by the NBC show X Minus One on Nov. 30, 1955. Cutting edge it is most definitely not, but if you've ever felt the need for a old-fashioned '50s scientifiction nostalgia fix, it doesn't get much better than this.


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breaking a leg
In one of the skits I performed in tonight, I played a mad scientist.

I can honestly say that I:

  • intended to hit myself in the face with my clipboard as an adlib demonstrating my frustration with my incompetent assistants;
  • did not intend to smash the clipboard into three pieces.
    And I'm:
  • pleased that I stayed in character and rolled with it as if that was exactly what I meant to do;
  • embarrassed that I later had a delayed fit of uncontrollable snickering — in the middle of another performer's very lovely, very serious poem.

    She forgave me, though.


    Alas, poor clipboard, I knew thee well....

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    shameful
    It crept up on me too fast to tell anyone about it in a timely manner ... but tomorrow night and Saturday I'll be performing in the latest installment of The Best of No Shame Theatre. Tomorrow three actors and I will bring to life my extremely truncated poem "Return of Zombie Teen Angst," forthcoming in Asimov's; Saturday I'll either be reciting my quasi-political poem "retrovirus" or doing a reprise of "The Strip Search," I'm not sure which.


    For the most all of you who will miss this fine production, I offer by way of condolences my favorite mash-ups from The Evolution Control Committee. They're not new, but my discovery of them is.




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    I'm too psyched about this to sit on it
    It seems most proper that The Journey to Kailash should include a poem about Jackson Pollock. Like that painter of large-scale states of mind, Mike Allen pours everything he’s got onto his poem-canvases. Mythologies, science-fiction scenarios, private memories and desires, and untestable ideas crowd and overlay one another upon the pages as if flung from an overloaded brush. Here is a vividly vertiginous collection of poems, all fun and mind-games.

    —Fred Chappell

    Current Mood:
    focused focused
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    Me 'n' my ARC, part deux...
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    foolish
    April Fool's Day has been good to me. Hopefully it's not all a joke.


  • First, the new issue of SF Site features an enthusiastic review (by [info]tithenai) of Kendall Evans' In Deepspace Shadows. I completely agree with Amal's assessment that someone ought to turn Kendall's "play" into an animated short.


  • Second, my newest poetic creation with Ian Watson, a sweet, lite and nostalgic confection (*ahem*) titled "Zombie Bombs," appeared today at the (*ahem*) Hugo Award-nominated website Helix: Speculative Fiction Quarterly. (Congratulations, folks, and good luck!) Will Sanders & company ought to be given some sort of medal just for allowing Ian & I to write an indulgent double bio that's almost as long as our poem....


  • Third, I have at last seen with my own eyes my 2006 Rhysling Award-winning poem "The Strip Search," emblazoned in black and white within the pages of Ben Bova's Nebula Awards Showcase 2008. In addition to the winning poems by myself, Kendall Evans & [info]dreamnnightmare, and Ruth Berman (and, how 'bout that, our names on the cover!) there's a nice (and, for me, unexpected) introduction to the poems by [info]joe_haldeman that, unfortunately, encapsulates all too well what it's like to try to explain "science fiction poetry" to the uninitiated.


    Oh, and I have the new Harry Dresden book.

    Not a bad day at all.

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    Me 'n' my ARC!


    Photo by Anita...

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    closer, closer, closer....


    The names on the cover haven't been updated, but you can at least see the art.


    Update, April 1: Now we have the right names.

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